My girlfriend is sleep talking and she just told me she left lemonade in her pocket even though she’s not wearing pants. So I asked her how she was gonna get the lemonade out and she said “magic! black magic!” And I asked her how she was gonna do magic and she told me she was a magician. I can’t handle the silliness

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is it fall yet?! i want to wear flannels, combat boots, and beanies without being judged

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